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Old Nov 28, 2004, 10:56 AM   #1
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Default If you can’t afford a turbo

If you can’t afford a turbo then you can get the mighty SUNAMI TURBO NOISE SIMULATOR
I wonder what kinde of idiot pays $149.95 for it

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Old Nov 28, 2004, 10:59 AM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, O MY GOD!!!!
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Old Nov 28, 2004, 11:27 AM   #3
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Default Re: If you can’t afford a turbo

I have to show this to my friend. Another gay part for posers
Yeah, but just imagine a person coming up to them and saying "Pop the hood." "I heard the 'psssst', you got a turbo?"
"No"
"But I heard it!"
"I don't have a turbo."
Then what made that 'psssst" noise?"
"It's the SUNAMI."
"?"
"It makes the 'pssssst' sound, even though I don't have a turbo or a blow off valve"

Just imagine how humiliated that person will be
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Old Nov 28, 2004, 5:52 PM   #4
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Default Re: If you can’t afford a turbo

hahahahahaha $150!

a guy at my school last week bought a similar thing for his 106 (for £20! Bargain!) and put it under the hood, but this one is cool, because it has a mic as well as a number of sound settings like a machine gun, police sirens and more! at night he pulled over one of his mates cars using the sirens and the mic "get out of the car put your hands above your head" and apparently he was $h!tt!ng himself!!

i'm going to get hold of a set of blue lights for the grill for his car as well, yeah its illegal, but really funny when it works!

this one doesnt have a turbo sound
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Old Nov 28, 2004, 7:43 PM   #5
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Default Re: If you can’t afford a turbo

lmao

reminds me of the plastic fake intercooler you can buy from extremedimensions, $250
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Old Nov 28, 2004, 9:03 PM   #6
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Default Re: If you can’t afford a turbo

Rice...Rice...Rice...when will they stop making things that a meaningless
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Rice...Rice...Rice...when will they stop making things that a meaningless
Once stupid teenagers stop trying to emprise the ladies...
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Old Nov 29, 2004, 1:23 AM   #8
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Default Re: If you can’t afford a turbo

This has the same useless factor as the fake intercooler.
What will they think of next? Fake quad exhaust tips?
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Old Nov 29, 2004, 1:37 AM   #9
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What will they think of next? Fake quad exhaust tips?
Please don't give them any ideas
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Old Nov 29, 2004, 6:28 AM   #10
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Default Re: If you can’t afford a turbo

How bout we just make up an entire fake car, oh wait they sell them under modles
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Default Re: If you can’t afford a turbo

I think they'll start transplanting Starlet drive trains into Supras.
Wait....that doesnt make sense. But thats rice for you.

Btw, a starlet is a really small toyota.
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Default Re: If you can’t afford a turbo

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Once stupid teenagers stop trying to emprise the ladies...
Correction: once they realise that ladies do not get impressed by stuff like that.
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Old Dec 02, 2004, 8:36 AM   #13
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Correction: once they realise that ladies do not get impressed by stuff like that.
don't be so sure.......no comment those who did that stuff are ^$#&^$#$
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don't be so sure.......no comment those who did that stuff are ^$#&^$#$
jim's right here, er...atleast for me hehe
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Old Dec 02, 2004, 6:41 PM   #15
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thats horrible. there is nothing more to say. anyone who buys that is wasting thier money and should be taken to a field then shot. many times.

what is the poser world coming to?
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