Super Sleeper!!!

happyboy35 · Dec 24, 2005, 4:01 PM

Ok ive been thinking about this a lot lately and i think its a great idea. First off anyone who wants to make their car into a super sleeper must do the following:
Follow my ideas religously
Say im a super cool person
Actually do what i say

1.Ok its known by everyone that fast cars have spoilers. Why not put 3 or 4 spoilers on different places of your car. That would make it look UBER fast.
2. This is perhaps the best and most important part of my plan. Put a small decoy engine into your car. Then put your real 1600 horsepower engine in the trunk of your car. This will trick many people who would like to peek at your engine.

Maserati Man · Dec 24, 2005, 4:05 PM

so wait, my car would have 2 engines? would they both be functional?

Car_buff · Dec 24, 2005, 4:05 PM

uhhhhhhhhhh

how about you get a cheap kit car of like, a lambo or something. make painstakingly OBVIOUS its a kit car, but have it be cool at the same time. have the window in the back that shows the mid placed engine, like, blacked out with tint. cant see it at all. have like, a tiny motorcylce engine placed under the hood of the car. like an old busted up 250cc dirtbike motor or something. they wanna see it, no problem.

then when you race you got your 502 big block crate engine in the back, start it up, let them get a bit ahea dof you, hit the rpms to 3500, thus engaging the twin turbos, and smoke his ass.

would only cost you about, 20-30 grand. and thats mainly for the kit car.

yes, both engine have to be functional. but the thing is, the wussy engine, it just has to run. the ony thing it will function is like, an alternator or something if you want.

happyboy35 · Dec 24, 2005, 4:06 PM

no, if the decoy engine was functional then that would use up too much gas

Car_buff · Dec 24, 2005, 5:48 PM

uh, no

i said have a 250cc dirt bike engine as the one people look at. that useing like, nothing,. get like, 120 mpg with those.

502 with twin turbos? youd be lucky to get 8 mpg.

realistacally youd only get like, 6. too much gas, haha

Luchini · Dec 24, 2005, 6:15 PM

that is the dumbest **** ive ever read

shift_reality · Dec 24, 2005, 6:48 PM

I think having a sleeper is one thing, but spending so much money just to fool others is just ridiculous...to me a sleeper is just basically any car that's really quick on its feet but doesnt look like it at all

Thlam · Dec 24, 2005, 7:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happyboy35

Ok ive been thinking about this a lot lately and i think its a great idea. First off anyone who wants to make their car into a super sleeper must do the following:
Follow my ideas religously
Say im a super cool person
Actually do what i say

1.Ok its known by everyone that fast cars have spoilers. Why not put 3 or 4 spoilers on different places of your car. That would make it look UBER fast.
2. This is perhaps the best and most important part of my plan. Put a small decoy engine into your car. Then put your real 1600 horsepower engine in the trunk of your car. This will trick many people who would like to peek at your engine.

good post will read again

HINT: Sarcasm!

Mopar68 · Dec 24, 2005, 11:47 PM

That didn't make any sense. If you're trying to be a sleeper, why would you give hints to how car your fast is with dumb spoilers?

This thread made everyone who read it just a little bit dumber.

Thlam · Dec 24, 2005, 11:48 PM

can we vote it as dumbest post of year?

parko1990 · Dec 24, 2005, 11:48 PM

23% Dumber in fact.

Wow! Thlam got an avatar!

Thlam · Dec 24, 2005, 11:50 PM

yup I finally got one

Erind · Dec 24, 2005, 11:53 PM

*** that. I got my own plan.

1) put a sweet bodykit - Increases aerodynamics making your car twice as fast!!!
2) Take the exhaust off - less backpressure, MORE POWER!!!

parko1990 · Dec 24, 2005, 11:58 PM

And just imagine! If you put Mugen stickers on your Veyron, it could hit 400mp/h and put out 2000fwhp

Maserati Man · Dec 25, 2005, 5:12 AM

if i were to have a project car, it would be a first generation Miata with some Ford V6 or V8 dropped in it, then id have it supercharged. then i'd gut it and keep it as a track car. 2,000-5,000 for the car, 2,000 for the engine, 1,500 for the supercharger, 500-1,000 suspension, maybe another 500 for the tranny. that means a crazy fast car for 5,000-10,000. pretty good deal eh?

Dec 24, 2005, 4:01 PM	#1
happyboy35 Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 102	Super Sleeper!!! Ok ive been thinking about this a lot lately and i think its a great idea. First off anyone who wants to make their car into a super sleeper must do the following: Follow my ideas religously Say im a super cool person Actually do what i say 1.Ok its known by everyone that fast cars have spoilers. Why not put 3 or 4 spoilers on different places of your car. That would make it look UBER fast. 2. This is perhaps the best and most important part of my plan. Put a small decoy engine into your car. Then put your real 1600 horsepower engine in the trunk of your car. This will trick many people who would like to peek at your engine.

Dec 24, 2005, 4:05 PM	#2
Maserati Man CCC for life Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tucson A to the Z Posts: 4,559	so wait, my car would have 2 engines? would they both be functional? __________________ "I wouldn't marry a salad bar... Unless it had pudding." - Penn Jillette

Dec 24, 2005, 4:05 PM	#3
Car_buff US Navy SR King Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 8,390	uhhhhhhhhhh how about you get a cheap kit car of like, a lambo or something. make painstakingly OBVIOUS its a kit car, but have it be cool at the same time. have the window in the back that shows the mid placed engine, like, blacked out with tint. cant see it at all. have like, a tiny motorcylce engine placed under the hood of the car. like an old busted up 250cc dirtbike motor or something. they wanna see it, no problem. then when you race you got your 502 big block crate engine in the back, start it up, let them get a bit ahea dof you, hit the rpms to 3500, thus engaging the twin turbos, and smoke his ass. would only cost you about, 20-30 grand. and thats mainly for the kit car. yes, both engine have to be functional. but the thing is, the wussy engine, it just has to run. the ony thing it will function is like, an alternator or something if you want. __________________ we don't give a damn what goes on in Europe because they're all a pack of wankers and queers.-Rav

Dec 24, 2005, 5:48 PM	#5
Car_buff US Navy SR King Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 8,390	uh, no i said have a 250cc dirt bike engine as the one people look at. that useing like, nothing,. get like, 120 mpg with those. 502 with twin turbos? youd be lucky to get 8 mpg. realistacally youd only get like, 6. too much gas, haha __________________ we don't give a damn what goes on in Europe because they're all a pack of wankers and queers.-Rav

Dec 24, 2005, 6:15 PM	#6
Luchini Experienced Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 537	that is the dumbest **** ive ever read __________________ I eat from trash cans at abortion clinics

Dec 24, 2005, 4:06 PM	#4
happyboy35 Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 102	no, if the decoy engine was functional then that would use up too much gas

Dec 24, 2005, 6:48 PM	#7
shift_reality Experienced Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 540	I think having a sleeper is one thing, but spending so much money just to fool others is just ridiculous...to me a sleeper is just basically any car that's really quick on its feet but doesnt look like it at all

Dec 24, 2005, 11:47 PM	#9
Mopar68 The anti-hippie Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Westfield, New Jersey Posts: 7,475	That didn't make any sense. If you're trying to be a sleeper, why would you give hints to how car your fast is with dumb spoilers? This thread made everyone who read it just a little bit dumber. __________________ "....give it everything you've got cause it'll throw you back more than you could ever imagine." -WP

Dec 24, 2005, 11:48 PM	#10
Thlam Forum Guru Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal,qc Posts: 4,075	can we vote it as dumbest post of year?

Dec 24, 2005, 11:48 PM	#11
parko1990 still dreaming Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chris Harris' barn Posts: 5,209	23% Dumber in fact. Wow! Thlam got an avatar! __________________ "Men with guts attack those corners!" ~ Keiichi Tsuchiya

Dec 24, 2005, 11:50 PM	#12
Thlam Forum Guru Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal,qc Posts: 4,075	yup I finally got one

Dec 24, 2005, 11:53 PM	#13
Erind Forum Guru Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,040	*** that. I got my own plan. 1) put a sweet bodykit - Increases aerodynamics making your car twice as fast!!! 2) Take the exhaust off - less backpressure, MORE POWER!!! __________________ back?

Dec 24, 2005, 11:58 PM	#14
parko1990 still dreaming Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chris Harris' barn Posts: 5,209	And just imagine! If you put Mugen stickers on your Veyron, it could hit 400mp/h and put out 2000fwhp __________________ "Men with guts attack those corners!" ~ Keiichi Tsuchiya

Dec 25, 2005, 5:12 AM	#15
Maserati Man CCC for life Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tucson A to the Z Posts: 4,559	if i were to have a project car, it would be a first generation Miata with some Ford V6 or V8 dropped in it, then id have it supercharged. then i'd gut it and keep it as a track car. 2,000-5,000 for the car, 2,000 for the engine, 1,500 for the supercharger, 500-1,000 suspension, maybe another 500 for the tranny. that means a crazy fast car for 5,000-10,000. pretty good deal eh? __________________ "I wouldn't marry a salad bar... Unless it had pudding." - Penn Jillette

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