Ok, I have a girlfriend thats still in High school. I had a 1992 GSX with a just few mods( you know cuz DSM's are Ghetto:o ). You know those kids that drive mustangs and hondas and think there the Sh** and stand around in a group? well one of the kids with a mustang was looking at my car when I was picking my girlfriend up. by quincidence he was an ex-b/f. i always made fun of him, he was a panzy. but that day i was driving slowly by him and he Reved...[-X I yelled "thats really loud," and him and his friends laughed. So I asked him... "why does it say 'Saleen' on your Window?" He said "because it is Ese'," he was mexican. I'm like "ok, before you show me your engine lets race and you can show everyone how bad you beat me. Since I took your girl and f***** your sister, you'll feel better, trust me:D ." Honestly, for a minute there I thought I was getting in over my head cuz for all I knew, it wasn't a saleen, but he had done some stuff to it. There is a road a that is a Mile long and straight, around my naibor hood. He had a lot of friends and some were at the beginning and some were at the end. I started thinking "what if he beats me, I'll feel stupid for being so cocky." I had my boost levels low... so I raised them to 16 psi:D, pushing it with just a TDO5, Blow off valves, as many free mods as I could find, and a boost controller. My confidenced was still not enough to think I was going to beat him. I made a deal, if he wins: he gets $100 and we fight(cuz he's been wanting to for so long)so I said ok. If I win: I get $100 and laugh in his face, he said "ok homes, but you ain't gon' win ese." As soon as I beat him off the line I knew the race was mine. What was sad was I started slowing down for him to keep up, then he started going faster and I thought I better just win... so I started catching up and realized he was toped out... so I smiled at him and passed him by 2 car's length:eek:. I beat him, which was the first Muscle I've beatin.... So I finally told him to open his hood........ a v6!!!!!!!! I looked at him with disgust... I told him you bring shame to the actual muscle cars, I mean I don't like mustangs, but you put "Saleen" on a 1998 Ford Mustang 4.7L then GT on the back:confused: WTF! So I slapped him so hard he didn't get up, his "Homie" gave me my money and everyone laughed at him. I told him to call me when he gets a fast car..... I don't like mustangs, but for you guys who do have fast mustangs... I'm sorry.... I'm sorry he did that to you.... By the way I have beatin 2 5.0's so far:D :-k ... but have been beatin by the new GT's like 3 times:o....

i have a dsm too, and i'm a big fan but i'm going to have to wave the bull***** flag on this one. :rolleyes:
" i slapped him so hard he didnt get up then his homie gave me money"
whatever......

Ditto, sounds a little built up.

yo homie u iz ballerz wit dat whip yo i mean ***** that is tyte its remieends me ov 0ne dai when i wad rolllin in my civec ex it sayz tyype R on it tho cuz i think it makez it fasta yo and den thiz brotha in a laymbo rollz up and he saeys yo homs lets race i iz dem totol ball3r wit me lambo and i was like damn foo that whip is tyte so he looks at me and i was like ur on lets race for slips like paul walker cuz he is my herowz and anywayz i stared revvving my engine and he was like ***** man that bovs is lowd and ghettos and i was like yeah ya hurd and he was like letz go and i was like ok but preppaere to loz3 dat whip yo and i said GO and he was like flooring it and he like did a burnzout and i wit my fwd beet him off da line and he put it in 3rd and he was aheadz and then i hit da naws and he was like whoa and i was like yeahya you got own3d biotch and he was like dam u need rezpect and i wuz like yeahya ya hurd homs and then i drove off and i got all deez looks cuz i jus got my new viynylz on and it iz tha shiit yo.

I don't know which is lamer, spending that much time writing that, or....You. =P

nice.

http://img79.exs.cx/img79/690/asshat.jpg

Me? Or Must4Ng B3At3R DooD?

The Cool dude,

U NO da 1 wiff da DUB edishun Gee-Es-ECKS yo. That shiznite iz off du chizain my shnigity

Sounds like something off Pimp My Ride, haha.

SSSSssSstop!!

*breathe*

I wish you could know how dificult is to read THAT kind of writing in a foreign language :p






Just kidding, I can read it up with no prob. I'm proud of myself :)

http://www.firebreathingfiats.com/Contribute/contact/images/Ricer-excuse-gaugeweb.jpg
haha........

I think you should join your girlfriend for her 9th grade english class.